Sev's Twin
Apr. 19th, 2009 01:01 pmTitle: Sev's Twin
Author:
bohemianspirit
Genre: Gen, AU, Crackfic, Drabble
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Prompt: Twin
Originally posted: 4-19-09, for Writercon100 on LJ
Notes: Post-Deathly Hallows AU, rather cracky.
"Oh, hey, whaddaya know." A man passing on Nicollet Mall stopped and grinned at Severus. "Twins."
His face. His voice.
That accent.
That horrible, horrible accent.
"Only if you were born ninth of January, nineteen-sixty, and adopted out of Manchester, England," snapped Severus.
"Hey! Whaddaya know? We are twins!"
He hadn't survived Nagini's bite, after all. He had died, and gone to hell, and this was his eternal torment, in penalty for the never-to-be-expiated sins of his youth.
"Welcome to the Twin Cities, twin brother!"
Severus blinked. "I'm not dead. Am I?" he added hopefully.
His twin frowned. "No."
Damn.
Author:
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Genre: Gen, AU, Crackfic, Drabble
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Prompt: Twin
Originally posted: 4-19-09, for Writercon100 on LJ
Notes: Post-Deathly Hallows AU, rather cracky.
"Oh, hey, whaddaya know." A man passing on Nicollet Mall stopped and grinned at Severus. "Twins."
His face. His voice.
That accent.
That horrible, horrible accent.
"Only if you were born ninth of January, nineteen-sixty, and adopted out of Manchester, England," snapped Severus.
"Hey! Whaddaya know? We are twins!"
He hadn't survived Nagini's bite, after all. He had died, and gone to hell, and this was his eternal torment, in penalty for the never-to-be-expiated sins of his youth.
"Welcome to the Twin Cities, twin brother!"
Severus blinked. "I'm not dead. Am I?" he added hopefully.
His twin frowned. "No."
Damn.