The Disillusioning of a Death Eater

Title: The Disillusioning of a Death Eater
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Humor
Characters: Severus, Lucius
Pairings: None... much to Severus' dismay.
Rating: PG-13
Originally posted: 11-30-07, on my LJ

Summary: Neophyte Death Eater Severus Snape discovers that being a Death Eater isn't all he thought it would be. Poor Severus!



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You Could Use a Good Caretaker

Title: You Could Use a Good Caretaker
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Humor, AU, Slash (unrequited), Crackfic
Characters: Severus Snape, Dwayne Schneider
Crossover: Harry Potter/One Day at a Time
Rating: PG
Originally posted: 12-12-07, on my LJ

Summary: Dwayne Schneider thinks Severus Snape is in need of a good caretaker.

Notes: Bit of a time warp going on here, bringing late 1970s Schneider into the late 1990s to meet AU postwar Snape. I haven't seen the show in at least twenty years, so my characterization of Schneider might be a bit off, but if you're reading a story like this in search of literary quality, you're even more far gone than I am.


( You Could Use a Good Caretaker )

Washed Away

Title: Washed Away
Author: bohemianspirit
Genre: Gen, Drabble
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: snape100 #277 - His First Time
Originally posted: 4-13-09

Notes: AU fate of Severus Snape. Of course. ;-)



He remembered, always, the first time he had realized that Lily was dead.

As in, truly, madly, deeply realized.

She wasn't coming back. To him. To life. Ever.

And Severus had decided that he wanted more in his life than a memory.

He had celebrated his illumination by heading out to a Muggle bar and getting laid.

With every act of making love, always to a Muggle, he erased another layer of damnation for having ever uttered the unpardonable word.

And now, baptized in the tears of Fawkes, Severus was finally set free.

He went forth, and sinned no more.